Reports have emerged that the Salvator, St Andrews’ New, Free, Online, Trustworthy, Reliable, and Free newspaper, is one too fucking many.
Concerns have arisen that there may be a slight saturation in the 600 year-old town’s media scene. The prospective student journalism bubble – no pun intended – reportedly began to expand in 1997, and has been teetering on the edge of a crash ever since.
Statistics expert and 1st year Maths student Ted Litworth confirms: “Yes, there are many student news sources in this town, however while most of them are completely unbiased, spell-checked, accurate, and chock-full of interesting articles, the town can only take so many excellent media outlets”.
As we can see from Ted's graphs (reproduced below), we are in a terribly dangerous position. Something’s got to give. Here’s lookin at you, The Saint.
Percent of St Andrews Student Newspaper Market Share
Public Opinion of St Andrews News Publications