Inconceivable! You, Once Again, Are The Fool!
For a second time our humour trap has found the wandering leg of your mind! Your friends know it to look upon you: ‘alas, it is The Fool’. Your family wallows in a sea of humiliation. How does the Fool Hat sit upon your fool’s head, Fool? Comfortably? It is expected, as the hat is fool-sized.
Drink dutifully deep glugs of shame juice, and be on your dim-witted way.