“Taking acid really gave me self-awareness” says man unaware he’s boring entire party

Six minutes into a monologue about his multiple acid trips, St Andrews student Felix Carrington-Smith remarked that the latest experience had really given him a sense of self-awareness. This was greeted by muted nods from the party guests assembled in the Lamond Drive kitchen, although sources now confirm that everyone actually thought he was being a dickhead.

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