On Friday, September 20th, hundreds of university students gathered outside St Salvator’s Quad to protest humanity’s greatest threat: client change. I too was present at the strike, but if I’m being honest, I’m not really sure what everyone was yelling about. Let me just say this: boy was everyone mad at the sky. Or sun. Or something about a C3PO level.
In a slight departure from our regular content, here’s some funny and relatable quotes submitted from our dedicated reader, entitled ‘Overheard at St. Andrews’.
It’s a brand new semester, and what better way to start the year than making small talk with a horde of unfamiliar people who like vaguely the same hobby as you? Whether you want to try a new sport, make new friends, or find an activity that fills the gaping hole that Comparative Literature will leave in your CV, St Andrews has a society for you! Here are a couple of our personal favourites that you might have overlooked at the Fresher’s Fayre and Sports Sign-Up.
Dearest and most valued readers, as of this morning, Salvator News has made the executive decision to release our mascot, Scoopy, from his duties as the head representative of the publication.
Salvator News would like to take the opportunity to share with readers an opinion piece published by one of our most insistent readers, to whom we definitely do not owe any favours: