A Message From Salvator

Here at Salvator we do our best to bring you the most reliable news possible as soon as we feel like it. As you can imagine, however, a two-person team running a website which largely consists of freely-given submissions is not cheap. To keep us in our very fancy and necessary office space, complete with full-size pool table and players, we only ask that you view a small number of ads with the next article, at no expense to the quality content.
What do you say, buddy? Will you help out an old magazine in need?  

You will?! Wow, thanks! We won't let you down!