You Are The Fool!
Hard luck, news-seeker; this time you are The Fool. It is we that have bested you with our fraudulent news story. Hang your head in April shame, for this year The Fool is you. There is no need for a dictionary to understand the meaning of ‘fool’ whilst in the company of you; one merely looks upon you and it is defined.
Now feast upon your regret, festive buffoon!